— Archie, RocknRolla
Bluth Chicken Dances.
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen!!
“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
there is something so irresistible about someone who is so talented and yet so humble. :)
Criss cross face off road house family guy (by brettell11)
Wombats. My new faves.
I want to go to there.
President Obama: “I’m Really Proud of All of You.” (by BarackObamadotcom)
dear tumblr friends, please tell me you’re as pleasantly surprised as i am over how fabulous and wearable the Versace Spring 2013 line is!!
a master at his craft, Oscar never disappoints
you guys! have you seen this outdoor wallpaper?! amazeballs!